What follows is not fake. Perhaps whomever wrote it and then posted it on CraigsList wrote is as a joke, but it’s a poor one.
Date: 2012-04-19, 12:09PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
Restaurant seeking a part time sales person. This position is for a VERY attractive female only. Must reply with a full body picture. This position is 10-20 hours a week. Pay is $8 per hour, mileage reimbursement and $100 bonus for obtaining new vending accounts.
Must have an outgoing personality and the ability to deal with men. The kind of men that would visit redneck heaven and twin peaks.
obtain catering orders
seek out businesses that have a need for vending machines
Please reply to firstname.lastname@example.org. Do not reply to this ad. Any response without pictures will not be considered.
- Location: Denton Area
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.